Thursday, September 10, 2009

NFL New Years Has Come

Today marks the great moment in a year when we can all sit in our office (or at home in your underwear if you really want to do it right) and proclaim TGIF! Thank God It's Football season!

It's time to fill your home with the noisome combination of fried foods, beer, and sweaty testosterone-filled people screaming at the television. If anyone gets on your case about your obsession with the game of football, just let them know it could be worse.

You could be one of those people who are so obsessed with fantasy football, they pay lawyers to settle roster disputes in a fantasy league. You aren't so hopelessly addicted to gambling that you actually take out insurance on your fantasy players so that you don't lose the $10,000 you just plunked down for your fantasy league.

Sure, you punch pillows, you knock over bowls of chips, you are impossible to talk to the day after your team loses, but you aren't that bad, right?

Just embrace your obsession. It only lasts 17 weeks.

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