Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Lingerie Football Executives Stunned And Horrified

Did you know there was a lingerie football league? I've heard about it multiple times, but I just assumed it was like Bigfoot or the WNBA: something we all know about, but that doesn't actually exist.

Lingerie football does indeed exist, but it's still rough around the edges. For instance, league officials were stunned today when they saw that women playing football in lingerie might accidentally show some brief nudity. It was caught on film:

You can practically hear the horrified screams of the puritan crowd. The only thing missing from that play is a pile of malapropisms from an ex-player. Is Emmitt Smith available?

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