Friday, April 24, 2009

Secretly, They're In Love

I don't know if you've heard, but apparently the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox don't really like each other.

From the fans:

To the players:

To celebrities:

But from what I learned in Junior High, when two people spend so much time gainsaying that they like each other, actually do like each other. So while Red Sox fans scream cooties and Yankees fans refuse to dance with the Red Sox fan at spring social, they actually both have dreams about each other that makes them feel kind of warm and funny.

Taking that middle school knowledge, I fully expect the Red Sox and Yankees to hook up in the future though they will deny it. The truth will eventually come out though when they're caught making out in the back room at Jason Simpson's house.

You can't hide it forever Yankee and Red Sox fans.

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