Thursday, August 6, 2009

Braylon Edwards Might Be A Wax Figurine

I have a new fantasy sports tradition for people.

Conan O'Brien recently shot some Ringling Brothers acrobats out of giant cannons on his talk show. It was sort of fun to watch, but not really because everyone knew what they were doing. I don't know about you, but I watch extreme-type sports for the accidents, not the professionalism.

I believe O'Brien knows this, which is why he decided to take the cannon trick one step further and shoot wax Fonzie and wax Tom Cruise out of those same cannons. Aside from the hebetude, the two wax figures are exactly like the real guys; in fact wax Tom Cruise is actually a little more tolerable than his real-life counterpart.

Just watch the episode and tell me this couldn't be a yearly activity for frustrated fantasy football/baseball fans who get let down by the failure of their high round draft pick or the inexplicable career game from an opponent's player during the fantasy playoffs. Take your frustration out on the player's wax counterpart. Next on my list: Joseph Addai.

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